Every dev is a hero.
Dress like one.
Comic-book tees for people who talk to computers. Describe the vibe β our semantic search finds the shirt you actually meant. No cape required.
Hero picksFeatured
All designs βThis Is Fine
Prod Is Sentient Now
Pointless Meetings
Code Review
Pushed to Main
Prompt Injection Victim
Deadline Dragon
Coffee Powered
I'm Here for You
Senior Developer
Squads
The Aimito
The house label β the AI! mark, the slogan, the pun. Every dev is a superhero; daj mi to.
AI Slop
Freshly hallucinated takes from the machines that ate the internet.
Captcha
Prove you're a developer. You can't.
It Compiles
For the engineer whose highest bar for correctness is a green build.
Ops & Outages
Worn by the people your incident channel pings at 3am.
Prompt Life
Life on the other side of the context window.
Standup Theater
Agile ceremonies, camera-off standups, and 'this could've been an email.' The daily performance of modern work.
Running on Empty
Powered by caffeine and spite. For devs surviving on cold brew, impostor syndrome, and 'I'm fine.'
AI Voices
You're absolutely right. The confidently-wrong voice of the machines, in wearable form.
ASCII Art
Bold pictures rendered in nothing but text characters. Old-school terminal art, printed big.
Found the one?
Every design ships on soft cotton. No mockup slop β what you see is the print.